Penny Vialette is an astrologer, mother, and martial artist who wants to empower YOU to live your most passionate, empowered, and insightful life.
Your love and sex life are affected by astrological movements, and Penny is your personal expert. Gain deeper cosmic insight on every aspect of your love life, from the cutie you just swiped right on, to finding your soul mate.
Penny can also help you understand other areas of your life-- like making your sex life work for YOU, how to use astrological info to your financial advantage, and even get insight on the bigger questions that everyone asks themselves, like your life purpose and your place in the world.
Once your stars are evaluated, Penny will help you understand how to HARNESS the POWER and PASSION that is YOUR BIRTHRIGHT!
Astrology is a science-- but also an art. Trust an expert to help you get your stars in alignment.
How does your star sign influence your martial arts fighting style? Get the Whackowitch 411! (-:
Martial arts and astrology both teach us more about ourselves.
Astrology is the most tried, and true study of personalities.
If you can read the chart, then you can know anything.
“What is a natal chart and why do I care?”
Intuitive astrologist Penny explains how Tarot readings fill in the gaps on even the best astrology readings.
It is an efficient way to get a current update on what's going on.
Limited availability for all readings, wait times may apply.
Talk to me about what is going on to hear my advice and insight.
A short summary of your synastry and composite chart, plus a 1 card reading. Great for new relationships.
A focused report on the most important and revealing aspects of your love life.
Twelve separate areas of your life. 10 planets and luminaries.
All explained in 2,000+ words.
This personalized report includes topics like career, love, family life, and relationships.
Single page report on Mars, the Sun,the Moon, and the ruler of the 10th house.
There are a variety of astrological influences affecting your income and there are many ways that you can use them to your advantage.
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Healing old wounds.
The cards are a quick way to get some straight answers.
A single-question reading sent via email. You can ask questions like, "What is my spiritual lesson for this week?" or "How does my romantic partner feel about me?"
The possibilities are endless.
The study of names and numbers.
First name meanings based on numerology.
For a better idea of what this will entail, you can check out my full series on the 26 letters of the alphabet on YouTube.
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The reports that will tell you the dark stuff. The mean stuff. The tough stuff. The stuff you wonder about in the shower, but are too afraid to ask your friends. The stars tell all, and Penny can help you understand their message... if you dare.... Enter to, The Trashy Reports.
HOW CRAZY ARE YOU REALLY?
A Psycho Asteroid Report will tell you! Or maybe you need to know about your new boyfriend who seems just a little bit edgy. Is he edgy, or is he psycho?
Are you assertive, or insane?
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST WEAKNESS? A Dark Moon Lilith Report will give you the run-down of your number one “fatal flaw”, how it's affecting your life, and how you can actually turn this to your ADVANTAGE!
WHAT ARE THEY SAYING ABOUT YOU?
Get the scoop on what the stars are saying behind your back in the Full-On Flame War Report.
Penny gives you the realest astrology report of your LIFE! Find out what your signs, planets, houses, and aspects say about your insecurities in 1,000+ words. By the end, Penny will have you laughing WITH the stars, and AT yourself. Once you know your flaws this deep, nothing anyone says can hurt you as badly.