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The perfect “baseline” reading to get you on track with your most empowered, impassioned life. 

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Name Interpretation

Name interpretation reports based on numerology.

First Date Report

$82.00

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Great for new relationships! A comparison of your personal chart, with that of your prospective (or current) partner. Whackowitch gives you the run-down of your relationship's astrological strengths and weaknesses and how it might affect you both.
Includes a short astrological report + one card drawn from the Tarot

Commitment Report

$175.00

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This report looks at the charts of you and your love to analyze your potential for a long term commitment.
Every relationship will have its own unique challenges and blessings, and astrology can elaborate upon those.
Please have both dates of birth available, including the time of birth if possible.
*The Potential for Commitment
*Loyalties or Obsessions
*Challenges and Blessings
*How to Make Them Commit
*Hand-typed and never computerized.

Money Reports

$72.00

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Sometimes it might feel like our finances are out of our control. Not so! The Money Report will reveal what astrological influences are affecting your income, AND how to turn these to your ADVANTAGE!
I will need your full date of birth, including the exact time.

Includes:
*Challenges in Gaining Money or Maintaining Finances
*Special Gifts and Blessings
*Your Most Profitable Careers
*Hand-typed and Customized

Yearly reports available after  your initial purchase.

Career Reports

$72.00

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Are you happy at work? Thinking of switching careers, but not sure how? Not even sure what's the best line of work for you? This in-depth Career Report will reveal the various astrological influences that affect your work life. Penny can tell you what you can do to feel happier in your current situation, AND empower you to make some changes!


Your highest purpose is revealed in your astrological chart.
I will need your full date of birth, including the exact time.
Includes:
*Ideal Careers for You
*How to Balance Your Passion with Your Income
*Why You Dream of The Careers You Dream of
*Hand-typed and never computerized.

Yearly reports available after initial purchase.  

Chiron Report

$38.00

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Do you have certain dynamics that keep repeating? Certain patterns that you just can't shake? You might have some deep, unhealed wounds. This report will point the way to the next stage of your healing journey, so that you can live your most passionate and empowered life.

*Helps to show where you need healing.
*Explains where you may be compensating or projecting due to your own pain.
*Shows productive ways to heal.
*Encourages you to have compassion for yourself.
*Completely hand-typed and never computer generated.

Yearly reports available after initial purchase.    

Personality Profile: The Full Natal Chart Report

Details of Service

This is a full, 2,000+ word report on your natal chart.

Planets and Houses

A Full Natal Chart Report covers every single planet in your astrological chart, as well as their house and sign placements, retrograde states, and aspects.

Six Categories

This report is organized into six categories:

Important Themes, Work and Career, The Moon and Emotions, Love and Relationships,
Knowledge and Skillsets, and a concluding summary.
It will also include additional categories for your own, individual astrological chart.

Limited Availability

As my knowledge of astrology advances, I alter the contents of these readings.
Each version is only available for a limited amount of time.

Upgradeable

My full natal chart reports are an ever evolving service that can be expanded upon and upgraded over time.

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